Don’t let the evening gown fool you, Natalie was a frontman in disguise… — Forget the infamous opening anecdote that kicks off Mötley Crüe’s horrifyingly readable bio, The Dirt. The fact is when it comes to awful, absurdist, WTF remembrances, the tale that opens Natalie Cole’s 2000 autobiography Angel On My Shoulder is the indisputable winner. It was February 10, 1981, and Natalie had…